Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Tattoos

Ladies...please...for the love of God...please stop getting tattoos on your breasts, ass cheeks and crotch area (and arms for that matter too) It just looks terrible.....no matter who you are. Stick to the ankles, shoulders and even the lower back (even though I'm not a fan of Tramp Stamps either..but it looks better than than the other places I mentioned)  Any way..that's my opinion  :)

Monday, June 6, 2011

Great show

The comedy show Saturday was AWESOME....other than me having to run out 10 minutes early to watch the Bruins overtime next door to the arena (the overtime lasted only 11 seconds and the Bruins LOST)  :(    But the comedians were all funny......except one...I am NOT a fan of Lisa Lampanelli.....I find her crude and she really steps over the line with the racial stuff.  I am a habitual "line stepper" myself when trying to be funny........but she takes it to  a whole new level.  Give me Whitney Cummings any day...she is dirty too..but not in a crude way....and she is hilarious !  any way....Steve Byrne was totally funny to open the show.....gonna have to look him up and see if he is coming back any time soon.  Russell Peters was awesome as I expected him to be...and I love that he came out a few times since he was the "host".   Gabriel Iglesias was also very funny. It was definitely the most racially diverse crowd I have ever seen at any kind of show (music or comedy) and no one was offended....well..except for a few **GASPS** during Lampanelli's set.   My friend Brian was of course late...and he was coming only from Somerville.  He drove in and paid 25.00 to park...which to ME was STUPID. But he got right out of there after the Bruins lost and I didn't get home until 1:30 thanks to the "Guess where the Trolley is gonna stop THIS TIME" game they like to play at Kenmore station.  One time they stopped way at the beginning..the next way at the end..finally the last time in the middle and I crammed myself onto that trolley.   But it was all worth it.....a great night and a great show !!   And now I have to keep my eyes peeled for Christopher Titus and Whitney Cummings again...have seen them both and love them both !!

WTF??

I REALLY have to stop being so nice to people....especially women. So many times they get the wrong idea and think I am hitting on them. I don't know if it reflects good on me...or poorly on most of the other guys out there that so many of these women are used to being treated badly...so they take my kindness and generosity as a "come on".....but it has created a couple difficult situations in the past month or so where two women totally thought I was hitting on them and then were a little upset with me when I didn't actually ask them out. Was that my fault for being a nice guy or theirs for assuming?  I don;t know..but I really have to rethink being so nice to people from now on.  I felt bad both times, but I honestly just thought they were cool people.....I didn't have any romantic interest in either of them...especially since Kim and I started kinda "seeing" each other......  it's just casual dating right now......but who knows....we shall see. But seriously....that's just who I am...I like doing things for people..especially people I like. I just have to scale it back a little I guess. I am not someone who likes to mislead people...intentionally or unintentionally. It was nice to be "wanted" though....and thankfully...it wasn't a guy hitting on ME for a change  LOL    Ok..NOT funny !!  LOL

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Hangover 2 Review ***SPOILERS***

*** Spoilers ahead...DO NOT READ if you don't want to know*****

  So I went to see the Hangover 2 Thursday night....and let me start off by saying...it's a very funny movie and worth seeing. However....it's pretty much the exact same movie as the FIRST Hangover movie.   They lose Teddy in #2...they lost Doug in #1.  They find a tiger in the room in part 1....a monkey in part 2. Stu has sex with a hooker in part 1...and has sex with  a hooker in part 2 (who turns out to be a transvestite)... didn't see much humor in THAT  LOL.  Mr Chow gets locked in a trunk in part 1.....he gets locked in an ice machine in part 2.  Stu sings a funny song in BOTH movies......  Alan drugs them all in both movies........you get the point.  I guess the director figured...shy mess with a good thing...so he made the exact same movie with a couple new characters and in a new location.   All that aside.....this is STILL a very funny movie.....some parts are hilarious.  There's even a very touching scene between Alan and the monkey...almost brought a tear to my eye......seriously.  Here's the deal.....these guys are all funny together.....they work great together...and the movies show it. Same movie??? Yep......  still funny??? Hell yeah.
See it and laugh.  But for the record....see "Bridesmaids" first...because that movie is fucking HILARIOUS !!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

busy busy

I have been sooooo busy lately that I haven't had time to write ANYTHING....but I hpefully will have a few things to say shortly....my trip to NY was awesome.....will be writing about that....and a review of The Hangover 2 soon too.....stay tuned

Monday, May 9, 2011

Extra Money is a good thing

Finally...the busy season for DJing is here....between weddings, graduations, first communions, confirmations and birthday parties....I am starting to get calls again . Not only was this past winter DISGUSTING, but it KILLED business. People were afraid to schedule any kind of parties with the piles of snow and snow falling every day (it seemed like any way). So the extra cash will be welcome....even if it means working weekends......there's nothing better than getting paid to play music.....it doesn't even feel like work.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

So, the girl I used to date...the one with 6 personalities (seriously...no lie), keeps contacting me.....I block her on Facebook...and she creates a new account and contacts me again.........this is the psycho who tried to kill me...I got a restraining order on...and eventually had arrested for assault on me......and had to go to court over.......yes...THAT ONE.   Well, she wants to get together...now it's her birthday and she is renting a limo and wants me to join her for a night out in the limo.  Are you fucking kidding me?????   Do I have "stupid fuck" written across my forehead?  This is the girl who when asked in COURT...in front of jurors...a judge and other people.....why she would not stop bothering me.......she told the court..."because he's a good fuck"...seriously......she said that in court.  As much as it was a compliment in a twisted sort of way...I turned BEET RED and wanted to hide under my chair  LOL.  You have to be crazy to say something like that in court........but I knew she was long before that.  So any way...she sends me a message on facebook telling me she is renting a limo at the end of the month for her birthday and wants me to spend that evening with her in the limo..........I told her to stop sending me messages...and blocked her again, but then I got ANOTHER message from yet another Facebook account I didn't know.  I have contacted Facebook to ask how I can block messages from people I don't know..but they haven't gotten back to me. Until then..I am just gonna delete her messages. But if anyone knows a crazy GUY I can fix her up with..please let me know...let them be crazy TOGETHER  LOL . Honestly...why do I attract these people?  It's so damn frustrating,  But how in God's name, after everything she put me through...after giving me scars on my neck from her claws.......does she even THINK I'd go anywhere near her again. I am wondering if this isn't some kind of plan to kill me again....her friend is a millionaire and could easily hire a limo company, and put their own driver in it.....shoot me and dump me in a river somewhere........and yeah..I do believe that could happen after spending a year with this girl. I have seen her violent personalities (2 of them) and the damage they can cause. So no thanks....and if you are reading this(cuz I know you search the internet for anything with my name attached to it)....you twisted psycho bitch......leave me the fuck alone.....seriously.