MY "10 Rules for dating MY Teenage Daughter" (even though I dont actually HAVE a daughter) :)

MY "10 Rules for dating MY Teenage Daughter"

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by Ken Lee

Remember the TV show "10 rules for dating my teenage daughter"?


Ok…..I don’t actually HAVE a teenage daughter (or ANY daughter for that matter….but if I did, these would be MY rules for dating her.  As always……your comments are welcome....especially those who DO have teenage daughters.......do you think my rules are too tough or do you agree with them???  LOL


1 -     If your definition of “having a good job” involves playing your guitar in a subway station for spare change…….strum your sorry self outta here while your guitar gently weeps.
2 -   If you are wearing your hat sideways………follow your hat……and exit stage left snagglepuss.
3 -    If you can’t manage to keep your pants above your waist…or your boxer shorts are hanging down lower than your actual shorts.....buy yourself a belt….and learn how to dress….then come back and we can talk.
4 – If you have a spray tan and act like ANYONE from Jersey Shore…..fist pump your ass  back to the “shore”
5 -  If you call my daughter (or myself)  “dude”……hop back on your skateboard and ride on back to the X Games…….cuz you won’t be playin’ around here.
6 – If you talk like Snoop Dog, or smoke as much weed as him……faschizzle your izzle out of my sight before I have to lay the smack down
7 – If you like Lady Gaga……”Just Dance” your “Bad Romance” out the door Alejandro.
8 – If you are an illegal alien…….(in the immortal words of the Soup Nazi)  ADIOS MUCHACHO !!!
9 -  There WILL be a criminal check….so fill out this form with your name , address and social security number (and any alias if necessary)…..then have a seat while we wait for the results.
10 – And finally…and most importantly……please empty your pockets and hand me your wallet……..if I see so much as ONE condom….it would be wise for you to start running……very fast !!
There ya go…….those are my rules……will we be saying “welcome to the family now?  Yeah…didn’t think so.

Other people's opinions.............

I have never really cared what people say or thought about me......unless they are people who mean something to me.  THOSE are people who's opinions matter to me.  Honestly...that's the best way to live your life.  ya know why? Because you are never gonna be able to please everyone.....so only worry about the people you care about's opinions and your life will be much happier.  Half the battle in life is figuring out who will be there for you when you need them...and who won't, and unfortunately, alot of times, the only way to find this out is to go through a bad experience.  But every experience, good or bad, is a learning experience if you let it be.
Never forget that. And never let anyone's comments or remarks make you feel bad or embarrassed about yourself.    Identify the people you can trust and depend on.....and the rest will take care of itself.  I know this from experience. Those people who I consider friends...know they can trust me with their lives......and I feel the same way about them. But trust is EARNED...not GIVEN.  And "sorry's" don't mean anything if the person has to keep apologizing for the same things over and over. They obviously don't know what the word means if that's the case.
Any way...I have rambled enough for today........later !!

7 days

There are 7 days in a week.........no one can be nice all the time...but try to do 3 nice things for people each week.  It can be for a friend, a relative, a co-worker....or a random stranger.....but give it a try. And don't do it to hear the words "Thank You" or to have anyone "owe you one"....just do it to be nice. Not enough of that in the world today